This document contains 12 quotes on various topics from Albert Einstein, Robert Frost, Franklin P. Jones, and others. Einstein's quote discusses relativity in terms of how time seems to pass at different rates depending on one's situation. Frost comments on how the brain works from morning until getting to the office. Jones notes that being punctual is unsatisfying if nobody recognizes it. The remaining quotes provide witty observations on topics like luck, competition, problem-solving, shopping, forgiveness, attention from others, time zones, and the legality of shooting people.

1. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a prettygirl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein

2. The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

3. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones

4. We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan

5. It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg

6. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - unknown

7. Help a man when he is in troubleand he will remember you when he is in trouble again. - unknown

8. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. - unknown

9. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving. - unknown

10. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop. - unknown

11. Forgive your enemies but remember their names. - unknown

12. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - unknown

13. Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia! - unknown

14. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. - unknown