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Hey you guys want to hear a joke?
Your mama’s so dumb she got hit by a parked speeder!
Fool, I know you ain’t talking about my mama. Of course not just yours, I was talking about Anakin’s mama too!
 
 
Now Ani, Mace, don’t look at me like that. You don’t want to create wrinkles on your foreheads…
Like you, old man…
What?
You heard me… fogy. Oh your trying to start something… Still don’t know how to pick your fights do ya’ Padawan?!
Lousey, wedgy picking, nerf herder!
Food shover, fingernail biter, highlights his hair with a Bic highlighter.
Unintelligent, good-for-nothing, slob! Unsightly scum, seeping from the sewer!
Actually wears a toupee, was seen dancing with a droid named Lupé! Enjoys eating beetle grub; how he got that scar? He slipped and fell in the bathtub.
 
15 Minutes Later...
Yeah that’s right! What you got? NOTHING! Ha! You don’t know what time it is!
Creep…
 
 
 
 
Obi-wan stop your wack victory dance. Me and you got a score to settle! I’ve had enough of this junk! Bring it Obi-wan!
Couch potato, munchin’ on a year old alfredo!
Eurotrash who weighs a ton and for fun gets his nails done!
Sap sucking, bald sucker; tried to grow an afro but never grew a strand!
Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing LOSER!
Got ill from eatin’ too much ravioli from Brittoli. You’re a lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.
Hutt sniffer.
A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
Old sleaze, who begs on his knees just to get a crumb of cheese.
Likes to eat at Chuckie Cheese – prefers his pizza covered in fleas!
An Hour Later...
I can’t believe I lost! Better watch your back Obi-wan ‘cause your getting jumped!
Stand back fellas, I think I can take him!
You no good Jedi wannabe! You’re so stupid I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level. Not only that but your “dancing” sucks! It lacks Posture and it has a wildness about it!
That’s messed up… but -
At least I‘m not a boil dripping, burrito sniffing, chunk of lard! And I CAN dance! Can You dance? You couldn’t dance without breaking your hip!
Jedi poodoo, you look like you caught the flu, and never recovered, boohoo!
Waxes his back hair, eats as much as Yogi Bear!
Bum scratcher!
Erupter!
You zit-collecting, old wheezing bag you ain’t seen me erupt!
NO! Wait!!
 
 
 
 
Splat!
 
What was that?
Oh that was just Obi-Wan falling after getting hit with Palp’s atomic spit.
Yeah that’s right! DON’T MESS WITH ME MAN, I’M A POLITICIAN!

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  1. For King of Disses II: Obi 2 Mace: Why don’t you hit the gym ‘cause you’re still slightly bloaty from that Brittoli ravioli. Obi 2 Ani: Was a “Fruit of the Loom” sponsor, was caught hitting on a senator! Ani 2 Obi: Mother Lover, Pinhead! Won’t go to sleep without his nightcap on his head! Obi 2 Ani: Enjoys eating beetle grub; how he got that scar? He slipped and fell in the bathtub. Ani 2 Obi: Actually wears a toupee, was seen dancing with a droid named Lupé! Obi: Gets corn jammed in his teeth from eating a corncob! A pathetic waste of space and air! Everyday he hopes he’ll grow some hair(shines his head with turtle wax due to his lack of hair)!