13. Despite two decades of online interactions which have exposed
me to the very stupidest things humanity can offer, it
nevertheless manages to sneak in a surprise now and again.
All the pointlessness of Xbox Live Avatars combined with the ancient (by internet
standards) practice of rating them on a one to five scale based on how "hot" or
"not" they are. And yet, I still found myself clicking through half a dozen avatars
(rating every one a "3" because I don't know what the hell constitutes a "hot" or
"not" avatar).
It's about time we stopped judging whether or not
people were hot by how they look like and instead by
which out of a very small selection of clothing they
choose to wear and how much money they have
spent on completely useless things. Small victories.