In January 2009, I did a horrible thing in Las Vegas: I stayed at the Luxor. This is my photo essay.

1. 20 Reasons
the Luxor Sucks
By David Berkowitz

2. In January 2009,
I did a horrible thing
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in Las Vegas:
I stayed at the Luxor.
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Thi is my photo essay.
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3. The Shampoo
1

4. The Conditioner
2
What’s up
with the jars?

5. The Windows
Th Wi d
3
haven t
haven’t been washed
since the days of the Pyramids

6. The Low Bed
4

7. The Small Pillows
5

8. The Bedding Straight
6
out of a Cheap Motel

9. 7 The Tripwire
thanks to the
Internet Hookup
Being Nowhere
Near the Desk

10. 8
And the
Connection was
Dead
When I Came In

11. No
9
WiFi

12. 10
all for
$13.99 a
$ day
d

13. 11
The
Really
R ll
TV

14. No HBO
12
Or Comedy Central

15. 13
The Business Center
closes at 5
on the dot

16. Getting Put
on Hold Endlessly
Endlessly…
by the
14
Front Desk

17. 15
Waiting a Half Hour to Pick up a Fax
g

18. 16
Their Finest International Cuisine
is
Served
at a T&A Bar

19. Their High-End Restaurant?
17
CatHouse

20. And CatHouse has a Dress Code
18

21. 19
The
Marquis
Act:
Carrot
Top

22. And They Found
20
Someone to
Name Him
Best
Comedian

23. That s
That’s what I get
for staying in a tomb.
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24. That s
That’s what I get
for staying in a tomb.
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About the author:
David Berkowitz
www.meeID.com/david
Blog: MarketersStudio.com
Twitter: @dberkowitz